YCMTSU: DRIVING LESSON –
One was learning how to drive. I told Two that we were taking One driving in an empty parking lot. Two refused to go and said, “It isn’t safe.” After a LOT of reassuring (and a bribe), Two agreed to go.
After we were done, Two said to One, “Wow! You are doing a great job!” I knew from Two’s facial expressions, however, that what she wanted to say was, “WOW! I’m still alive!”
One did do a great job driving. Two was a wonderful and positive backseat (well, third row because “I’ll be further away from the accident”) passenger.
You can’t make this stuff up!
DISCLAIMER: You need to know that I have 3 children. I will call them One, Two, and Three and the first child that I refer to in the story will be One, the second will be Two, etc. I will also refer to their Dad as Dad. This will have nothing to do with their age, height, or who is my favorite at that moment 😊. I will alter some things so that my kids won’t get upset but I promise to keep the essence of the stories the same.
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