YCMTSU: AMUSEMENT IN THE LADIES ROOM –

I followed 2 short, older ladies into the restroom. Since there were only 2 stalls, I had to wait for them. Here is their conversation:

Agnes: I really have to go.

Greta: (silence then sound of pee hitting the toilet water)

Agnes: I can’t believe that you are going already. I have to put paper on the toilet seat. It takes me so long to get ready to go.

Greta: (chuckle)

Agnes: I still can’t believe that you can go that fast.

Greta: (flush)

Agnes: I’ll be finished soon.. . . . Oh. . . . Oh. . . . . Ooooo. Aaaaaahhhhhhhh.

I did everything I could not to laugh out loud at these hysterical women.