YCMTSU: SQUIRREL –

YCMTSU: SQUIRREL –

One: Mommy, the squirrel is climbing up the birdfeeder.

Me: Well, tell it to get off of it.

One (opens the back door): Hey! HEEYYY! [the squirrel runs away] Good squirrel.

_{DISCLAIMER:  You need to know that I have 3 children.  I will call them One, Two, and Three and the first child that I refer to in the story will be One, the second will be Two, etc.  I will also refer to their Dad as Dad.  This will have nothing to do with their age, height, or who is my favorite at that moment 😊.  I will alter some things so that my kids won’t get upset but I promise to keep the essence of the stories the same.}