YCMTSU:  THE HOOKER –

YCMTSU:  THE HOOKER  –

One was “helping” Dad in the yard by collecting sticks. I went out to see how they were doing.

One:  Mommy, I’m a hooker!

Me:  You are?

One:  Yes, see my stick? It has a hook on the end so I can hook things.

_{DISCLAIMER:  You need to know that I have 3 children.  I will call them One, Two, and Three and the first child that I refer to in the story will be One, the second will be Two, etc.  I will also refer to their Dad as Dad.  This will have nothing to do with their age, height, or who is my favorite at that moment 😊.  I will alter some things so that my kids won’t get upset but I promise to keep the essence of the stories the same.}